Mysterious Object Found
I found this thing on Friday afternoon and on a whim left it on the dining room table to see what kind of responses I would get. The majority of the family who decided to voice a comment thought it was a rock. The fact that only three of six people commented on this object being in the center of the table was interesting enough. Were the rest that unobservant?
One daughter wanted to know the significance and importance of this particular rock. Why was it being honored to sit in the middle of the dining room table? We don’t have a kitchen table, so this table is the only table one can sit around and do anything.
I told her I wasn’t sure and was trying to figure it out. She accepted that answer, odd as it was, shrugged her shoulders and moved on.
This morning, husband says, “You know, I think it’s a fossilized turd and knowing you, that would not be beyond the scope of possibilities. “
Do you know what the mysterious object is? It’s a potato. I think my kitchen needs some attention.